I Am Doing Fine!

I have not blogged since June 10th. I do not believe it! Hang on a moment, I must borrow Cowwie's hooves and horns and ears so we, together, can count how many months I have not blogged.
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Four months! My goodness, I have not updated my readers in OVER four months. So much has happened!

• I have been to the wonderful state of California and back. I believe that Jillian, on her blog www.teampatrickstar.blogspot.com, will be updating all of you on our big summer vacation around Christmastime, so I will spare you the details and instead direct you to her blog at that time.
• Jillian has gone into [censored] grade. She is doing fantastically so far, and still has time to tuck me into bed at night after her homework.
• Jillian got braces! (Has anything happened to me in the past four-plus months?)
• Oh yes, just the day before yesterday I changed from my cutoffs and bare feet into jeans and socks! I now sport a very warm, winter-friendly outfit. Cowwie put on his "Little Monster" Halloween T-shirt. That holiday is coming up soon, hurrah! :-)
• That is all I can think of! Thank you for checking back with me. I will try to update more often, and include photos and videos of me doing amazing fall and winter activities!
• Love, Socko ♪♫♪ (Jerry, Penny and Hunter helped with editing) 

The Missing Feature

Today my best friend Cowwie had the most wonderful chocolate-chip cookie. Of course, he gave me half, as he is the bestest friend ever! But, sadly, I could not smell the cookie. Piggy and Emily, our other friends, were gabbing on and on about how good it smelled. I guess I'll never have a clue about smells. You see, I have no nose. Yes...it is the terrible, sad, terribly sad fact about me. Jillian is good at describing smells, but it's just not the same as the real thing. Of course, I'd rather be missing a nose than an ear. Or a mouth! Boy, without a mouth I could not talk! Or jabber, as Piggy calls it. Look below, because there is a photo of me (noseless, pitiful me) and Cowwie! PS--please do not feel sorry for me not having a nose, as I have so many other blessings to count that I always lose count when I try. That may have to do with the fact that I can't remember what comes after eleven...

Look out below!